Are you a reader?

I have a number of friends, whom I have made fun of before, that define themselves as non-readers. Then they ask me for a book, read it, love it and want another one. My assesment is that when they think of doing something fun, or that they would classify as a hobby or entertainment, reading isn't the first thing that come to mind. They are, however, all women who love God, love His Word, and love learning who He intends them to be and how to please Him. This story is for all my reading and (ahem) non-reading friends. By the way-my witty daughter sent me this story.

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake they are visiting, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and pulls out a book to read. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book,"she replies, (thinking that it would be obvious.) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book?" she replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again, to which she replies, "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. Again, for all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day Ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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Anonymous said…
I love this- and yes, I am one of those women you referred to. By the way I am loving my new book - your reader friend from Big Bear
May 19, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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